Scented Soy Candle — “I’ll Kick a Bitch in Her Kidney for You” Novelty Jar Candle (9oz)
Apple Harvest / 9oz
$22.99
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$22.99
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Light this soy candle and let it speak the language of loyalty and fierce friendship. Hand-poured into a reusable glass jar, it fills a room with one of twelve thoughtfully blended scents — from cozy Christmas Warmth to bright Apple Harvest or calming White Sage + Lavender. The label’s tongue-in-cheek boot graphic and bold line — “I’ll kick a bitch in her kidney for you!” — makes this candle a wink of humor for those who protect their people with gusto. Burns clean and long (50–60 hours) on a cotton wick, leaving behind a stylish jar you can repurpose as a planter, pen cup, or countertop catch-all. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, essential oils, and assembled in the USA, it’s for anyone who loves a strong scent, dark humor, and simple, sustainable design.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — clean, even burn (50–60 hours)
- Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label — repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- Vegan, non-toxic formula free of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
- One size (2.8" × 3.5") — assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Scented Soy Candle — “I’ll Kick a Bitch in Her Kidney for You” Novelty Jar Candle (9oz)
$22.99
Sale price
$22.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — clean, even burn (50–60 hours)
- Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label — repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- Vegan, non-toxic formula free of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates
- One size (2.8" × 3.5") — assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.